Thursday, November 27, 2008

Cowards talk the LOUDEST.

This isn't ANYTHING personal on ANYONE. THESE ARE MY PERSONAL VIEWS. Sorry if I've hurt you. Sach kadwa hota hai :( :|

So where IS MaNaSa? Where are his relatives in the Shiv Sena? When Mumbai is in time of need for their support?

A day has passed, and everyone has spoken internationally...
Britain, Russia, the US of A..Everyone.

The havoc is in Mumbai. It is affecting mumbaikars. 
In recent times, there has been a party who has told every Marathi manus that they are with them, and that they will support them and help them come what may.
They wrecked Mumbai when they started a riot when their Minister was supposed to go for a simple court trial. 
The closed every fkin street in Mumbai. They blocked traffic. The burnt cars, buses and broke down public property.

All this, they say, they did for the Marathi Manus and their well-being. Well they even broke down a Marathi manus' car, and many others. I guess there was a bomb or something in that car.
Anyway, my POINT here is, whether Raj cares about them AT ALL. He's there for VOTES and nothing else. Why don't people understand that?

NOT a SINGLE statement has come out of his mouth since the attack on Mumbai has happened. He hasn't made a public appearence. His angry, protesting "supporters" are nowhere to be seen. 

NO Indian politician has taken advantage of this situation because they know that it is graver than anything they have seen before. 

What I want is, the Raj supporters..who wrecked Mumbai for a small reason, who kill people when they're told, who run like maniacs in the streets of Mumbai like they own the goddamn place, to go to Taj and the Oberoi and infiltrate the place, just like they stopped Mumbai. Just like they killed the innocent people.

I can't describe what's goin on in my mind right now. It's all havoc. Innocent people dying unnecessarily. Go out, make a fkin difference :|

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Sledging in Cricket.

Best Cricket Sledges

Wikipedia refers to sledging as 'exchanging words with opposition player(s) which can put him (them) off their usual game; it is an attempt to "psych out" an opponent'. Cricket is a very interesting game, and sledging adds to it the extra spice that make it much more than just game.

Here's is a collection of such incidents....These are just a few, you know.

History

Sledging has always been a part of cricket. Even the great WG Grace did it. Once in an exhibition match given out leg-before, he refused to walk and told the umpire: " They came to watch me bat, not you bowl ". And the innings continued.

Grace's ability to stand his ground would have done Sunil Gavaskar proud. Once, when the ball knocked off a bail, he replaced it and told the umpire: " Twas the wind which took thy bail orf, good sir ."

The umpire replied: "Indeed, doctor, and let us hope thy wind helps the good doctor on thy journey back to the pavilion ."

The best WG Grace sledge was on him, though, not from him. Charles Kortright had dismissed him four or five times in a county game - only for the umpires to keep turning down his appeals. Finally, he uprooted two of Grace's three stumps. Grace stalled, as though waiting for a no-ball call or something, before reluctantly walking off with Kortright's words in his ears: "Surely you're not going, doctor? There's still one stump standing."




The Prasad Vs Sohail Incident : Hero to Zero in 3 easy steps

Chasing India's score of 287-8, pakistan got off to a flyer of a start, Amir Sohail and Saeed Anwar went about tearing the Indian bowling attack. Pakistan looked all set to win as they reached 110 odd for the loss of just 1 wicket within the 15 overs.

1. Play a Great Shot: Amir Sohail was completely bent on demolishing the Indian bowling to pieces, charging down the track to the faster bowlers (if u can call Prasad that) in this particular case he came down the ground (a good 4-5 steps, anymore and he would have hit Prasad too) and slashed the bowl over vacant off side area... the ball disappeared into the fence in a flash ... what followed has since been etched in the memories of every cricket fan in the subcontinent.

2. Act Oversmart: Amir Sohail is no Miandad. But he tries to be,and fails miserably. Sohail after hitting the shot pointed his bat the area where the bowl had disappeared and then towards Prasad apparently gesturing where he will send the next one .

Its not everyday that you see a batsman sledging the bowler, and Sohail was about to learn just why.

3. Get what you called for: Sohail attempting to repeat the shot (albeit with his feet stuck to the ground this time) made room and exposed his stumps, and his weakness, and in return lost his wicket and his face.

As the wicket lay uprooted, Prasad returned the favour to Sohail, pointing to the pavilion this time.

The comeback was truly remarkable, almost a miracle .... Prasad has bowled thousands of deliveries and taken hundereds of wickets in his career but, it was this one granted him a place in the History of Indian Cricket .. for ever... the ghost of Miandad's last ball six was exorcised, once and for all.

You can also watch the full video here.

Steve Waugh Vs Curtly Ambrose Episode.

It really does not get any bigger than this, the two legends of cricket came face to face, literally and engrossed in a verbal duel in a test match in Trinidad. All the juicy details were not to be k

nown until Steve Waugh came out with his autobiography.

Ambrose repeatedly stared Waugh down during a searing spell, and Waugh, who sized up the towering Ambrose, said: " What the f*ck are you looking at? "

Ambrose was stunned because, as Waugh says (in his Autobiography), "no one had ever been stupid enough" to speak to him like that.

Ambrose replied, "Don't cuss me, man", before Waugh's response, which had nothing to do with bowling.

"Unfortunately, nothing inventive or witty came to mind, rather another piece of personal abuse: 'Why don't you go and get f*cked.' "

The Windies skipper Richie Richardson had a hard time keeping Ambrose from hurting the Aussie.



McGrath Vs Brandes
(the Best one till now….)

In a showdown of best pacers of two countries, Brandes made up for his complete absence of batting skills by some displaying some great sense of humor and presence of mind.

Aussie paceman Glenn McGrath was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball. McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: " Why are you so fat?"

Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit ."

Even the Aussie slip fielders were in hysterics!




Viv Richards v Greg Thomas

This incident took place during a county championship match between Glamorgan and Somerset.

Glamorgan quickie Greg Thomas had beaten Viv Richards' bat a couple of times and informed the legendary West Indian ace: " It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."

The very next ball was given the King Viv treament and smashed out of the groun

d, into a river - at which point Richards piped up: " Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."



Merv Hughes and Viv Richards:

Merv Hughes usually never short of a word while on the field, rarely keeps quite. During a test match in the West Indies Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. " This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: " In my culture we just say f*ck off. "


Sachin Tendulkar Vs Abdul Qadir!








The year was 1989, the little master had recently made his debut in Pakistan.

Sachin not even old enough to get a driving licence Sachin Tendulkar was facing the best bowlers in the business.

As the Pakistani crows jeered and mocked Sachin holding out the placards saying "Dudh Pita Bhachcha ..ghar jaake dhoodh pee", (hey kid, go home and drink milk), Sachin sent the then young leg spinner Mustaq Ahmed hiding for cover (he had hit two sixes in one over. The frustaded mentor of Mustaq Ahmed the legendary Abdul Qadir challenges Sachin saying " Bachchon ko kyon mar rahe ho? Hamein bhi maar dikhao ` (`Why are you hitting kids? Try and hit me.`).

Sachin was silent, since then we all have come to know that he lets his bat do

the talking. Abdul Quadir had made a simple request and Sachin obliged, and how. Sachin hit 4 sixes in the over, making the spinner look the kid in the contest. The over read 6, 0, 4, 6 6 6, David had felled Goliath ... and a legend was born.

Monday, June 2, 2008

More Mis-Adventures !

Here I am, 3 days into my visit to Ahmedabad, sitting on a Sunday night, having missed two great IPL Matches and one hell of a Formula 1 race! I don’t regret that !!

The only channels we get at my nani’s place are Doordarshan National and DD News :o.

These channels have not changed since independence! They still have the same anchors and news readers, the same shows, and the same old logo!

The news channel doesn’t get any video clips from the IPL to show off, so they just show the teams practicing at the nets.. What’s more, they show the score of the first innings of a match, and totally forget about the second innings!

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I played Volleyball for the first time in my life here. And let me tell you.. I SUCK at it! Whenever I tried to hit the ball hard way up, it went over my head, behind me. My friends said that if I stood facing the other side, I might get the ball to the other side of the net =)) LMAO. Man I was laughing like hell today =)).

Monday (26-05-2008)

Woke up today to the earliest of sunrises that I’ve seen, EVER. It was around 0545 HRS and the sun was well up! The day had begun, and might I add, quite early for me :P. Brushed, bathed and had breakfast. When I was done with all this, the time still read 0830. Too early. So..I went to sleep again :D. woke up half an hour later, saw a movie “Two Weeks Notice”. Good Movie!

Then went out with my mom.  She had to get her blood test done today. She thinks she has Diabetes. I know she doesn’t. Just a little anxiety ;). Damn, it was so HOT! She gave her blood sample, and we went off to a supermarket named “More.”. “A typical Gujarat Supermarket name”, I thought. What’s “MORE” (No Pun Intended), it has a full stop in its name. So, NO MORE after More. =)). So much for jokes.

Anyway, we went inside, and there we saw one of the biggest supermarket in Ahmedabad. (Not sarcastic). ‘Twas quite a store! It had everything. We did our shopping, left the damn place.

My mom suggested a great place to have Dosa (which is btw my favourite phood). We went there, just a few blocks away.. It was on the 1st floor (Still is). The prices there raised an eyebrow. A “Plain” Dosa (it’s what they called it) cost 60 bux. SIXTY BUX for a sada dosa that I get for EIGHT BUX ANYWHERE in MUMBAI. “Maybe size matters”, I thought.

Then came the moment of truth. The Dosa came, the size was even SMALLER than the dosa I got for EIGHT BUX. The best this was that they gave us a chirag (lamp) full of sambar and four different types of chutneys. I mean, WHAT THE HELL am I gonna do with all this stuff, when I have such a teency-weency Dosaaa!!! Arggh!! SIXTY BUX!

Anyway, I finished the dosa, and what’s more – My mom and me finished all of the extra sambar they gave us (Acting like true gujjus) and on top of that, finished most of the chutneys too, AND we didn’t tip the waiter =)). VALUE FOR MONEY. I mean even Dosa Diner doesn’t charge that much for a friggin dosa!

We got back home, I watched another movie, and went to sleep. Then I woke up and started writing about my day’s experience on my Laptop (It’s my bros, but I like to brag). I wrote that I woke up at 0545 HRS (Morning LOL) to the most earliest sunrises I’d EVER seen…blah blah blah blah…blah blah…………….BLAH.

Friday, May 30, 2008

The Mis-Adventures of ME

Had bought Chetan Bhagat’s “The 3 mistakes of my life” the day before. I was planning to read it in Ahmedabad. My friend had said that the novel is based in Ahmedabad. So I’d get the FEEL. Unfortunately for ME, I finished the book in the train itself. That’s my fastest book completion EVER!!

The thing about trains is that..There’s always a new experience waiting for you whenever you travel through trains..Inter-state trains leave a lot to be learned.. :o

There was this one lady. I’ve GOT to tell you about her!

You see there are many, MANY hawkers and fruit sellers, etc roaming around in the train selling stuff.

What this lady did was, she called the guy, asked the rate of the product, tried to bargain, and got her price too! The thing is, she didn’t buy the item. She just bargained.

“Hey u, what’s the price for this packet?”

-“10 bux”

-“Make it 7”

-“Ok 7”

Then she just turned her head away to peep outside the window seat. And the kid whole selling the product is like, “Ma’am, do u want this @ 7?”. She gives a sad expression telling him that she wasn’t interested. Bah! The train moves on.

Btw, I DIDN’T get the window seat (boo hoo). And on top of that, the people sitting on the window seat and the one next to it were an old married couple. They didn’t give a rat’s ass about the window seat. They were SLEEPING on the window seat. They were taking turns at the window seat, and were dozing off one after the other at the window. I mean, wtf? Give me the seat damnit :@ lol

Anyway, I didn’t ask for it. I was busy reading my book after that..

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My first step @ the Maninagar station indicated that it was gonna be a looong and hot week ahead of me..I had been planning on going to meet my relatives in Ahmedabad..


..cont'd :)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Random Thoughts.

I've been thinking from a long time, to start posting in my blog!
It's time :D

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Again, I is Aditya Joshi.

You know, it's so boring in these vacations (with mom not around), that my favourite pass time is bug zapping :D. That too with the Bug Zapper 2000 (or 2008)! You know, the static thingy, that's shaped like a tennis racket (Only NOT a tennis racket :P)

I stay up till about 3 in the morning, and zap a lotta bugs before i sleep!
As Robert Frost put it...
"And millions of bugs to zap before I sleep, and millions of bugs to zap before I sleep" (or was it something else now? lol)

This post is really a nothing post...
The only knowledge you'll gain is what's going on in my brain!

Well lemme think of the things that happened this past week...!

There was the first Formula 1 race - MUCH to talk about!

There also was the Sania Mirza match against Daniella Hantuchova, in which she suffered a severe wrist injury :(

Then there's Dhoni's decision as a cap'n of the team to not include the "big" "guns" *rolling eyes* (not to mention OLD) in the India ODI team!

BUT (there's ALWAYS a BUT), I won't talk about all that...You already know don't you? (Well if you don't, then Google it for Christs sake!)

It takes a long time for me to write a post, when I've got nothing on my mind!

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System of a down fans, go ahead and read :)
Serj Tankian

Have been listening to Serj Tankian's solo "Elect the dead". It's one of the most meaningful and melodious albums I've heard! It includes songs that have a go at the Bush administration and their war on Iraq. He nails bush.

"Empty Walls" is the opening track...The video says it all...!

You can watch the video here.


"Sky is over" is all about the civilization, and how it's coming to an end. The meaning of the song is understood at the VERY end of it....One word "us" makes the difference! Really awesome stuff!

"Lie lie lie" has Hilarious and freaky lyrics!!

Other songs like Saving Us, The Unthinking Majority, Baby, Feed Us, etc are great tracks, and the album is worth hearing a lot of times :D...!

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Apart from all this, life's been good...! (
A lot of other things happening, which I can't mention here...! Personal stuff you know :P !

So, until my next post, stay puzzled :D

Sunday, January 6, 2008

2008 Formula 1 Season - Looking Ahead!

The build-up to the Formula 1 racing season of 2008 has begun, with the teams announcing their official drivers.

The full entry list is as follows:


I Ferrari
1 Kimi Raikkonen (FIN)
2 Felipe Massa (BR)


II BMW Sauber
3 Nick Heidfeld (D)
4 Robert Kubica (PL)



III Renault
5 Fernando Alonso (E)
6 Nelson Piquet Jr. (BR)


IV Williams Toyota
7 Nico Rosberg (D)
8 Kazuki Nakajima (J)


V Red Bull Renault
9 David Coulthard (GB)
10 Mark Webber (AUS)


VI Toyota
11 Jarno Trulli (I)
12 Timo Glock (D)


VII STR Ferrari
14 Sebastien Bourdais (F)
15 Sebastian Vettel (D)


VIII Honda
16 Jenson Button (GB)
17 Rubens Barrichello (BR)



IX Super Aguri Honda
18 Takuma Sato (J)
19 Anthony Davidson (GB)



X Force India
20 Adrian Sutil (D)
21 TBA (Probably Giancarlo Fisichella (ITA))


XI McLaren Mercedes
22 Lewis Hamilton (GB)
23 Heikki Kovalainen (FIN)

The McLaren Mercedes Drivers, Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen will be numbered 22 and 23 respectivels, as a result of their exclusion from the points.

Here are some things to look out for in the 2008 season of Formula 1...


NO TRACTION CONTROL:

This is a BIG step taken by the FIA. Only Michael Schumacher out of the present drivers knows how to drive without the TC, and he's helping out his mates with it. He did testing for Ferrari (ruling out his return to F1) at the end of 2007, giving important inputs to the team.
With TC gone, buckle up for surprising race starts, where drivers who start well, would get the advantage!


THE NIGHT RACE:

One of the highlights of the year will be the Singapore GP raced at night. Street GPs are tremendous spectacles to witness, particularly at Monaco where the circuit is impossibly tight and close to the spectators, but having it at night will give it an extra edge.

Street circuits usually produce a high casualty rate (read Monaco and Canada), so having it at night in the year when traction control is removed from the cars could produce a dramatic result. And just imagine if it rains...!


ARRIVAL OF NELSON PIQUET JR.

It will be great to see Nelsinho in F1 at long last (though thankfully not at the expense of Heikki Kovalainen). He is the latest son-of-a-World Champion to enter motorsport's highest level following Michael Andretti (son of Mario), Damon Hill (son of Graham) and Nico Rosberg (son of Keke).

Friday, January 4, 2008

Byte me!



Hey guys, I'm Baaaaaaaaack! Here with an article on Orders of Magnitude of Data.
It sounds so boring, right? No it isn't!

Have you ever had people asking you, "How big is your HDD (Hard Disk Drive) ?" and some of you go on to ponder the meaning of HDD, whereas some of you may answer with a certain feeling of pride, "240 GB" or even "840 GB", some may say "1 TB"...

What are all these? GB, TB?

I'm here to tell you about the different units of data, and how far they go! And believe me, they go a looooooooong way!!!

Let's start from scratch. What is a byte?



Wikipedia
explains a byte as, "In computer science a byte is a unit of measurement of information storage, most often consisting of eight bits. In many computer architectures it is a unit of memory addressing."

A byte is a collection of 8 bits.



Now, there is a different terminology for the representation for different units of data. There's the Decimal representation and then there's the binary representation.


Bit :
The smallest unit of information in a system. A bit has a single binary value, either 0 or 1. A four-bit quantity is known as a nibble.

Byte :
A Byte is a series of 8 bits. It is also called as character. Computer storage space is usually measured in Bytes. It is a sequence of bits processed as one unit of information.Comprised of eight bits, they are large enough to hold one character of alphanumeric data.

Kilobyte : Kibibyte
A kilobyte or KB is approximately 1000 bytes(103) in SI value. Kibibyte is a unit of information or computer storage, which are used to measure memory capacity.A kibibyte or KiB is approximately 1024 bytes(210) in Binary value.

Megabyte : Mebibyte
A megabyte or MB is approximately 1000000 bytes(106) in SI value. Mebibyte is an amount of computer memory consisting of about one million bytes. A mebibyte or MiB is approximately 1,048,576 bytes(220) in Binary value.

Gigabyte : Gibibyte
A gigabyte or GB is approximately 1000000000 bytes(109) in SI value. Gibibyte is a measure of computer data storage capacity about one billion bytes. A gibibyte or GiB is approximately 1,073,741,824 bytes(230) in Binary value.

Kilobit : Kibibit
A kilobit or kb is approximately 1000 bits(103) in SI value. Kibibit is a data transmission speed measure. A kibibit or Kibit is approximately 1024 bits(210) in Binary value.

Megabit : Mebibit
A megabit or Mb is approximately 1000000 bits(106) in SI value. Mebibit is used to measure higher rates of data transfer, it consist of one million bits. A mebibit or Mibit is approximately 1,048,576 bits(220) in Binary value.

Gigabit : Gibibit
A gigabit or Gb is approximately 1000000000 bits(109) in SI value. Gibibit is used for measuring the amount of data that is transferred in a second between two telecommunication points, it consist of one billion bytes. A gibibit or Gibit is approximately 1,073,741,824 bits(230) in Binary value.


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The Decimal Representation is known as "SI Prefix" or the "Metric Prefix".
In SI Prefix, the representation of data is as:

Quantities of BYTES (SI Prefix):

10001 = 103 ==> KiloByte (KB)
10002 = 106 ==> MegaByte (MB)
10003 = 109 ==> GigaByte (GB)
10004 = 1012 ==> TeraByte (TB)
10005 = 1015 ==> PetaByte (PB)
10006 = 1018 ==> ExaByte (EB)
10007 = 1021 ==> ZettaByte (ZB)
10008 = 1024 ==> YottaByte (YB)

These are the general terms that we come across everyday, but when we say a KiloByte, we think we mean 1 KiloByte = 1024 Bytes, which is ABSOLUTELY wrong!

That is the BINARY Representation of data...
And here is the representation of different orders in Binary:

Quantities of Bytes (Binary/Metric Prefix):

10241 = 210 = 1.024 x 103 ==> KibiByte (KiB)
10242 = 220 1.049 x 106 ==> MebiByte (MiB)
10243 = 230 1.074 x 109 ==> GibiByte (GiB)
10244 = 240 1.100 x 1012 ==> TebiByte (TiB)
10245 = 250 1.126 x 1015 ==> PebiByte (PiB)
10246 = 260 1.153 x 1018 ==> ExbiByte (EiB)
10247 = 270 1.181 x 1021 ==> ZebiByte (ZiB)
10248 = 280 1.209 x 1024 ==> YobiByte (YiB)

So, what we generally talk about is really something else~!

Here's the difference (percentage) in magnitude of the two:

The difference between two values i.e.
SI is less than Binary by:

Difference between -

KiloByte and KibiByte ==> 2.40%
MebiByte and MegaByte ==> 4.86%
GibiByte and GigaByte ==> 7.37%
TebiByte and TeraByte ==> 9.95%
PebiByte and PetaByte ==> 12.59%
ExbiByte and ExaByte ==> 15.29%

And it goes on increasing!

So people, don't confuse yourself with names! They look a LoT alike, but are WAY different! :D

Until the next time! Adios!