Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Naw...Presenteeng een englees...

Being a great phan of the crocs and the indian englees, I proudly presents "Englees - A tharro lessun"

Naw, here are some wurds/sentences said by world renowned teachers (these are real, believe me):

==>jhero = 0 (bleh!)

==>Dis one property (This property)

==>Dis one result derived from (This result is derived from...)

==>dis one result (This result...)

==>whatsoever we are saying (AHAHAHAH)

==>Capital 2 (Yes, u read it right)

==>yex = x

==>Can we listed some properties (we can list some properties...)

==>Which will be which continuing (Don't ask me what that means, I'm not a cryptologist :P)

==>anyone of u have a some idea (Do anyone of u have an idea?)

==>There is a one property (There is a property...)

==>Inverse of 'yex' and 'y' not belong to dis set (:-s)

==>If anyone of u have a doubt over some difficulty (dude, no.)

==>I claiming that...(Pls claim ASAP)

Resemblance of this to any real life incident is purely non-co-incidental lolz..not meant to harm anyone !

If you have some more like these, please post them ur comments!

Regards,

Adijo

13 comments:

Arwindh said...

funny one...

u can check out the "jeppiar jokes" from tamil nadu..just google it... they are of the same kind..

Adijo said...

thanks for th elink!!!

the ones ive posted, are the oness wchich my friend has noted down, as the prof. was teaching...[;d] i was there too!!!

hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

lol ... wldnt have understood some of those if not for your explanations.

Comfortably Numb said...

oh man!
im soon posting the stuff which is going on in my college...and i bet its way too funny and more interesting than this
anyway nice
cheers

RiddHi - Thug Misses said...

those sentences where really funny... there s a teacher in ma school who speaks AWESOME english :o (teaches marathi)
ex. EREDY pls SIHT down
lol
peace ouu \/

Ajay said...

ITs pretty ironical that people who teach us have the worst english!!. Funny dude!!.

ShivA said...
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ShivA said...

it so happened that when i was in kerala .. in my 8th standard..we were drawing an iron ore purifier or somethin.. i dont remember that.. but its a tall and broad structure...i actually drew it a bit thin.... and my teacher comes up to me and tells me " DONT BE SO THIN " ROFL .. LMAO !

Ralphomania said...

lolz...

Anonymous said...

dis kinda thing has been my fav past-tym durin d lecs...notin dwn d profs mis-statements..n all d while d profs really think m takin dwn notes! Lol

Write on!

~Sanskriti

http://sanz360.wordpress.com

Anonymous said...

i'm still laughing out loud...can't really manage to post a comment!!!
Kudos:)

xsystem said...

lol ... miss those days now ... ?

Adijo said...

u bet! :(